Madrullbog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless hydra.

Madrullbog created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Madrullbog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Madrullbog, she will turn you into a dog.

Madrullbog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Madrullbog's Holy Commandments

1. Madrullbog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing fawn dresses and balancing three iron spheres on your feet.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Madrullbog.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.