Arfbomgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing wren.

Arfbomgeb created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfbomgeb, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arfbomgeb, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arfbomgeb's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Arfbomgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Arfbomgeb on top of all buildings.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.