Arfbomgeb is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing
wren.
Arfbomgeb created silver four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Arfbomgeb, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Arfbomgeb, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Arfbomgeb's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Arfbomgeb's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Arfbomgeb on top of all buildings.
3. Mice are not to be trusted.
4. You must never eat corn.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.