Madmumhin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered tortoise.

Madmumhin created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madmumhin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Madmumhin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Madmumhin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Madmumhin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.