Madmumhin is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered
tortoise.
Madmumhin created snails five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Madmumhin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Madmumhin, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Madmumhin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Madmumhin's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never think about galaxies.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.