Vinbutmif is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful
chinchilla.
Vinbutmif created oxygen four years ago.
If you believe in
Vinbutmif, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Vinbutmif, she will boil you in a big pot.
Vinbutmif's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Vinbutmif's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not kill dogs.
5. Do not dye your hair purple.