Vinbutmif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful chinchilla.

Vinbutmif created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Vinbutmif, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vinbutmif, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vinbutmif's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vinbutmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.