Wadbimlog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered fish.

Wadbimlog created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbimlog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wadbimlog, he will manifest in front of you.

Wadbimlog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wadbimlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.