Wadbimlog is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered
fish.
Wadbimlog created the Sol system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadbimlog, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Wadbimlog, he will manifest in front of you.
Wadbimlog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Wadbimlog's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never think about planets.
5. Never write about eukaryotes.