Sadfutdap is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring
centipede.
Sadfutdap created carbon four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sadfutdap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Sadfutdap, it will turn you into a puffin.
Sadfutdap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Sadfutdap's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in black.
4. Never chant in holy places.
5. Never talk about eukaryotes.