Sadfutdap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring centipede.

Sadfutdap created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadfutdap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sadfutdap, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sadfutdap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sadfutdap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.