Diblid Bogvenlen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent mouse.

Diblid Bogvenlen created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Diblid Bogvenlen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Diblid Bogvenlen, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Diblid Bogvenlen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Diblid Bogvenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.