Sadcissbod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, capable toad.

Sadcissbod created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadcissbod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadcissbod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sadcissbod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sadcissbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.