Fobbopgep is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous mouse.

Fobbopgep created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbopgep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobbopgep, it will turn you into a duck.

Fobbopgep's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fobbopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to whales while wearing yellow ear rings.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the west.

5. Do not kill tortoises.