Nulgidtonk is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, strong
hyena.
Nulgidtonk created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nulgidtonk, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nulgidtonk, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Nulgidtonk's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Nulgidtonk's Holy Commandments1. Never eat oranges.
2. Never talk about otters.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not covet oxen.