Nulgidtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, strong hyena.

Nulgidtonk created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulgidtonk, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nulgidtonk, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nulgidtonk's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nulgidtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not covet oxen.