Fliglib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fast snail.

Fliglib created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliglib, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fliglib, it will turn you into a snail.

Fliglib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fliglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Fliglib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never skip in the presence of whales.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about galaxies.