Mislitjab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, flying jellyfish.

Mislitjab created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mislitjab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mislitjab, it will come to you in dreams.

Mislitjab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mislitjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat bark.