Hogzoglan is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, conceited
aardvark.
Hogzoglan created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hogzoglan, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Hogzoglan, he will turn you into a dog.
Hogzoglan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Hogzoglan's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.
3. Never think about optics.
4. Learn seven new languages a year.
5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Hogzoglan in the centre of the settlement.