Mipbatgid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish crocodile.

Mipbatgid created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbatgid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mipbatgid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mipbatgid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mipbatgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hurt sharks.