Mipbatgid is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, selfish
crocodile.
Mipbatgid created a photon eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mipbatgid, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Mipbatgid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Mipbatgid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Mipbatgid's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never wear boots.
3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never hurt sharks.