Cimgubhom is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish
fairy.
Cimgubhom created Europe seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cimgubhom, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Cimgubhom, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Cimgubhom's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Cimgubhom's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimgubhom.
2. Do not dye your hair green.
3. Never wear scarves.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Learn seven new languages a year.