Mitstragpontim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, weak finch.

Mitstragpontim created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitstragpontim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitstragpontim, she will come to you in dreams.

Mitstragpontim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mitstragpontim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to aardvarks while wearing red corsets.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Mitstragpontim.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed melons to grasshopers while wearing cyan rings.