Gamshavtof is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate wasp.

Gamshavtof created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamshavtof, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gamshavtof, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gamshavtof's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gamshavtof's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gamshavtof.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never eat rice.