Jabhap Bumbepsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, loving jackal.

Jabhap Bumbepsag created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Jabhap Bumbepsag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jabhap Bumbepsag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jabhap Bumbepsag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jabhap Bumbepsag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Jabhap Bumbepsag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not keep three capybaras in a large pit.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.