Mifbonkmum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring naga.

Mifbonkmum created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbonkmum, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mifbonkmum, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Mifbonkmum's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mifbonkmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.
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