Gebdogxen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental chicken.

Gebdogxen created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdogxen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gebdogxen, she will torture you forever.

Gebdogxen's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gebdogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if six foxes approach from the south.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Never think about optics near voles while wearing magenta dresses and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.