Foddoss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, clever jellyfish.

Foddoss created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foddoss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Foddoss, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Foddoss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Foddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.

2. You must love Foddoss.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Do not listen to music.