Vannurllen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud weasel.

Vannurllen created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Vannurllen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vannurllen, he will remove you from existence.

Vannurllen's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vannurllen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Vannurllen on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Never write about black holes.