Pinzagshavdogwotwikparkdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart mole.

Pinzagshavdogwotwikparkdiss created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinzagshavdogwotwikparkdiss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pinzagshavdogwotwikparkdiss, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pinzagshavdogwotwikparkdiss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pinzagshavdogwotwikparkdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never sprint near tapirs.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.