Quillpasstik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent ant.

Quillpasstik created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillpasstik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quillpasstik, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quillpasstik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quillpasstik's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Put Quillpasstik first in all things.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Quillpasstik must be the most important thing in your life.