Pitlakzighat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, effective rat.

Pitlakzighat created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitlakzighat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pitlakzighat, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Pitlakzighat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pitlakzighat's Holy Commandments

1. Pitlakzighat loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.