Minsabmanhug Rilabteenbot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic hippopotamus.

Minsabmanhug Rilabteenbot created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Minsabmanhug Rilabteenbot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Minsabmanhug Rilabteenbot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Minsabmanhug Rilabteenbot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Minsabmanhug Rilabteenbot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine bats approach from the north.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.