Wapbogparkgut Teennulbum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak crane.

Wapbogparkgut Teennulbum created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbogparkgut Teennulbum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wapbogparkgut Teennulbum, he will manifest in front of you.

Wapbogparkgut Teennulbum's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wapbogparkgut Teennulbum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Put Wapbogparkgut Teennulbum first in all things.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.