Begnegfud Dotzogdit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, weak chinchilla.

Begnegfud Dotzogdit created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Begnegfud Dotzogdit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Begnegfud Dotzogdit, he will turn you into a goat.

Begnegfud Dotzogdit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Begnegfud Dotzogdit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.