Nabkamdodmin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental badger.

Nabkamdodmin created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nabkamdodmin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nabkamdodmin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nabkamdodmin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nabkamdodmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to ants while wearing blue shirts.

2. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Never talk about cell theory.