Cutstikflis is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking dog.

Cutstikflis created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutstikflis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cutstikflis, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cutstikflis' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cutstikflis' Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Always help sharks.