Sandarnlik is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair wyvern.

Sandarnlik created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandarnlik, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandarnlik, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sandarnlik's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sandarnlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not keep four ants in a large pit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Hide from turquoise monkeys for they are unholy.