Boghinsadtabvogwat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing giraffe.

Boghinsadtabvogwat created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boghinsadtabvogwat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boghinsadtabvogwat, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Boghinsadtabvogwat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Boghinsadtabvogwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear red shorts.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Boghinsadtabvogwat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not hurt turtles.