Banmifyatomt is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome butterfly.

Banmifyatomt created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Banmifyatomt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Banmifyatomt, he will turn you into a plant.

Banmifyatomt's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Banmifyatomt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Banmifyatomt.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Never write about cell theory.