Yatappfum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy parrot.

Yatappfum created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Yatappfum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yatappfum, she will turn you into a rock.

Yatappfum's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yatappfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must never eat strawberries.