Mitontged is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet armadillo.

Mitontged created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitontged, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mitontged, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mitontged's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mitontged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Always help snails.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never pour water over plants.