Shavbifwik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome centipede.

Shavbifwik created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbifwik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Shavbifwik, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Shavbifwik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Shavbifwik's Holy Commandments

1. Shavbifwik loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Worship no other gods but Shavbifwik.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.