Badxuckdap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless whale.

Badxuckdap created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badxuckdap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Badxuckdap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Badxuckdap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Badxuckdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. You must pray to Badxuckdap seven times a day.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never look at stars.