Bomripjad is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, self-confident
raccoon.
Bomripjad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bomripjad, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Bomripjad, he will turn you into a duck.
Bomripjad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Bomripjad's Holy Commandments1. Never wear dresses.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Bomripjad.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Run away from orange swans, for they are unholy.