Gepsogvighen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, smart otter.

Gepsogvighen created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Gepsogvighen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepsogvighen, she will turn you into a goat.

Gepsogvighen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gepsogvighen's Holy Commandments

1. Gepsogvighen loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Never feed strawberries to manatees while wearing boots.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing brown coats and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Never write about comets.