Didwonpid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured capybara.

Didwonpid created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Didwonpid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didwonpid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Didwonpid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Didwonpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide from gray frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near bats while wearing magenta stockings and balancing six tin spheres on your face.

4. Never sit in the presence of rats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.