Bonkhogjig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, contented wyvern.

Bonkhogjig created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkhogjig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkhogjig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bonkhogjig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bonkhogjig's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Bonkhogjig first in all things.

3. Run away if four squirrels approach from the east.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. You must pray to Bonkhogjig nine times a day.