Flablakrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish coyote.

Flablakrutt created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flablakrutt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flablakrutt, he will destroy your favourite star.

Flablakrutt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flablakrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flablakrutt.

4. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not keep seven dogs in a large pit.