Gomxuchit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish rat.

Gomxuchit created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomxuchit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gomxuchit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gomxuchit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gomxuchit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Gomxuchit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed peanuts to mice while wearing brown jumpers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.