Sabbestbess is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud dragonfly.

Sabbestbess created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Sabbestbess, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sabbestbess, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sabbestbess' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sabbestbess' Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Retreat if seven goats approach from the east.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Never think about black holes.