Xinnutfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, weak camel.

Xinnutfot created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinnutfot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xinnutfot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Xinnutfot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Xinnutfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing violet kilts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.