Tonkfitmob Tarpgudbigceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart whale.

Tonkfitmob Tarpgudbigceb created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkfitmob Tarpgudbigceb, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tonkfitmob Tarpgudbigceb, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tonkfitmob Tarpgudbigceb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tonkfitmob Tarpgudbigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Run away from cyan seals, for they are unholy.