Hamdossnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able lobster.

Hamdossnul created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamdossnul, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hamdossnul, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hamdossnul's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hamdossnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.