Sidnakflamarnpitbomfenster is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud human.

Sidnakflamarnpitbomfenster created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnakflamarnpitbomfenster, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sidnakflamarnpitbomfenster, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sidnakflamarnpitbomfenster's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sidnakflamarnpitbomfenster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four sheep in a large pit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not wear green clothing.