Dogrengess is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective wyrm.

Dogrengess created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Dogrengess, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dogrengess, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dogrengess' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dogrengess' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to porpoises while wearing cyan jumpers.

4. Never talk about dark energy near turtles while wearing indigo shorts.

5. Do not shave your back.