Lanbutloop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, flying dugong.

Lanbutloop created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Lanbutloop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lanbutloop, she will not care.

Lanbutloop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lanbutloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing green trousers.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never go into purple rooms.